Marleah planned to talk about a lot of other things this episode, but, dammit, today just wasn’t the day. So instead, she Googled “Florida” and went wherever the internet wanted to take her - from Waffle House to Mall Gators, oil thieves, and a Boozy Burglar. Ah, Florida, you never disappoint.

• ‘Greatest day of my life’: WWE legend Hulk Hogan gets baptized in Florida

• Florida man goes fishing in Bass Pro Shops pond, flees with live 50-pound tarpon

• ‘Never a dull moment’: Massive 12-foot gator removed from Florida mall

• Florida police arrest 3 men who allegedly stole hundreds of gallons of used cooking oil worth thousands

• Florida’s ‘Boozy Burglar’ breaks into apartment, steals only cocktail ingredients

• Hundreds of tires emerge from ocean off NC and float ashore. How did they get there?

• Alabama’s just not that fun, new ranking claims