Patrice and Marleah drink FIRE and talk the scariest doctors ever, the speculum, alien cattle experiments, and government coverups.
Deadly Plastic Surgery, Night Doctors, and the Father of Gynecology //
Unlicensed surgeons in Florida are making a killing conducting plastic surgery on mostly uninsured minority patients. Sad thing is, the South has a shitty history of stuff like this, from hair-raising stories of hooded “doctors” kidnapping free and enslaved people to one famous dickhole who operated on enslaved women with no anesthetic for the sake of science.
Starting in 1992, police in the Sand Mountain area of Alabama started getting calls from local farmers who had found their cattle dead, drained of blood, with eyes and tongues and buttholes missing in all the same weird ways. Had the Fyffe aliens returned? Was it Satanists? Did Bill Clinton do it? We may never know.
Spicy Flamin Lynchburg Honey Lemonade
By Bartender Courtney
- 2oz Jack Honey
- 6oz Simply Lemonade
- 5-7 dashes of Louisiana hot sauce
- 151 proof rum (Bacardi 151 does not exist anymore because of fire hazard so get whatever they have)
- Add ice, Jack, lemonade, and hot sauce to a shaker. Mix between shaker and glass 3-4 times.
- Slice one lemon in half and remove pulp
- Place lemon half on top of drink
- Fill lemon half with rum
- Light it on fire
- DO NOT hold it up to your ear to see if it is flaming
- Turn out lights