Patrice, Marleah and Bartender Courtney drink Lavender, Rosemary and Chamomile Shandies and talk kidnapping, grey men, and pirate parties.

Patrice, Marleah and Courtney are back in the podbasement (!!!!!!) drinking Spicy Mango Margaritas and talking soul-stealing owl ladies and hundred-foot Pedros.

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink whatever is on hand and talk ship-stealing heroics and OMG Bigfoot Porn!

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink Deb Martinis and talk about an asp-whipping murder preacher and a teen ghost who just wants her shit back.

Patrice and Marleah drink whatever liquor they can find and talk hematology, seventh grade genetics, and high-jumping swamp things.

Patrice and Marleah drink Madame Marleah Cocktails and talk about asshole serial killers: Todd Kohlhepp (the Amazon Review Killer) and the The Texarkana Moonlight Murders.

Patrice and Marleah drink sloe gin fizz and talk unmarked graves, Sweeney Todd-style dismemberment, crooked politicians, anorexic werewolves, evil thorns, and slap yo grandma.

Patrice, Marleah, & guest listener, Susan drink Redneck whiskey sours while learning about Gullah root doctors and then Marleah's story makes Patrice call her mom because it is so scary.