Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Clean Up Sangria and talk about the worst tornadoes ever to hit the South.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Strawberry Margaritas and talk about the deliriant botany and diabolical butchery of Jamestown, VA.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Margmosas and talk about all the non-corporeal things Bigfoot might be!

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Liquor Jacket cocktails and talk Octavia Hatcher, taphophobia, and Premature Burial and How It May Be Prevented.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Daylight Savings Cocktails and talk about a showboating sheriff, Wicca (and how people get it wrong), and the murder of the Smith family.

Marleah and Patrice drink 3-2-1 Margaritas and talk about how scary children are and how the baby Internet and Krull and sexy Tim Curry conspired to create a BEK revolution.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Old Fashioneds while Patrice tells us the tale of the true father of Tennessee's most famous whiskey and the woman who resurrected his legacy.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Tailgate Bloody Marys, reminisce over their trip to NOLA, and discuss nature's EZBake Ovens, the wall vaults at St Louis Cemetery Number 1.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney are sipping on Courtney's special New Orleans Hurricanes as they discuss the 1811-12 New Madrid Earthquake, which resulted in the Mississippi River temporarily flowing in reverse, reshaping the terrain of New Madrid, MO.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Secret Sangria and talk about a famous cult, and why the South doesn't have a corner on the cult market.

Patrice, Marleah and Courtney drink coffee martinis and talk doppelgangers!

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Peppermint Kilt Scotch Coffees and talk jackasses, drug runners, and the bear that died 15 ways at once.

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink the Holiday Heads Up Cocktail and talk bangs, bondage, and beauty.

Weak-minded sheep or block partying bugs? Fireflies are the ugly beetles we all love because SCIENCE! (and magic.)

Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney drink Whisky Ruby Relaxers and talk licks, salty goddesses, and spice currency.