Drink what you got! Marleah, Patrice, and Bartender Courtney toast to being socially distanced this Thanksgiving while talking about an Alabama dirt road and M!*#^!*! F*&!#$% SPIDERS! (Thanks Marleah.)

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink very strong Chartinis and talk about a Cherokee ogress and a Jamaican mermaid goddess.

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink Dr. Claudia Martinis and talk Louisiana, clairvoyance, conjure, and cults.

Patrice and Marleah drink brunch drinks and talk sexy succubi, the Hat Man, deflated soldiers, and a boat full of sex workers.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bartender Courtney’s Basil Peach Brandy Fizz and talk ruckus juice, happy sally, phone-throwing poltergeists, and exoneration.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bartender Courtney's Blueberry Smash and talk space junk turf wars, men with maces for arms, and custom shivs for redheads.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bartender Courtney's Sticky Sticky Basil Mojitos and talk vibrating welding guns, underground cities, white people peaches, and blues.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bartender Courtey's Honey Jalapeno Margaritas and talk radical resistance, cult mentality, and supercons.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bartender Courtey's Oregano Infused Palomas and talk quicksand, the wick effect, trippy dragon people, and creepy ass singing carrots.

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink Ginger Mint Limeade and talk sociopaths, Ron Swanson, privilege, and how we all need to get off our asses and do something. #blacklivesmatter

Patrice, Marleah, and Bartender Courtney drink and drink. We think we talked about pandemic malaise, the hauntingest house in the South, and swarms. of. mosquitos.

Patrice and Marleah drink more quarantine cocktails and talk bags of boobs, genderbending authors, wolf peaches, and droolworthy Southern cuisine.

Patrice and Marleah drink too much and talk Carol Baskin, tigers for sex, and killer romance.

Patrice and Marleah drink whatever liquor they can find and talk hematology, seventh grade genetics, and high-jumping swamp things.

Patrice and Marleah try quarantine recording via Skype with BYO Quarantinis. On this episode: prison toilets, witch hunts, lots of vodka, and a cryptid with a stupid name.

Patrice and Marleah drink vieux carre cocktails and talk sausage, butchery, and the link between goat testicles and country music. Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Patrice and Marleah drink vieux carre cocktails and talk sausage, butchery, and the link between goat testicles and country music. Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Patrice and Marleah drink Recovery Coffee and talk testicles turning into cryptids, why to tip your drivers, bloody viral death and government coverups.

Patrice and Marleah drink liquor with grapefruit juice and talk mange, Species, PETA, and pachyderm lynching.

Patrice and Marleah drink Winter Smashes and talk about why men never throw themselves off of tall things in legends and how ghosts (or an arson) burnt down a house to set themselves free.